FAILWHALE and You

I get friends that ask me or comment on me being on Twitter, they think its a stupid service, or a dumbed down version of Facebook status updates, or sometimes just downright be called some social attention douchebag out to take over the world. My response? Name me a technology or IT website, or a hip, young and chic clothing brand that does not use Twitter to interact. Their response usually ends up with a mumble or something along the lines of, “whatever bro, social slut…”

I can for sure see that people’s view on Twitter is just a stupid service for status updates. Some idiot goes on with the following tweet

“Woke up, brush teeth, drop the kids off in a pool”

This is the kinda shit that ends up on Failblog. Its not insightful nor does anyone give a horse shit about it.  If you were say, Justin Bieber, than maybe some will care that the young one has taken a shit and it smells like gold. If you were some random Joe posting this crap on Twitter, its not gonna happen, your gonna end up as either a) a total embarrassment or b) popular on twitter for the wrong reasons. My advice, if your not gonna be productive, dont whore out your Twitter account with junk such as the above example. If your not Justin Bieber, I dont care that you took a shit and it smelled like WIN, because in most cases, it didnt, rather smelled like dead roadkill. So please, unless your famous or something, do us a favor and not FAILWHALE hard.

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